:: DIET keeee?? DIE-IT? *senyum sinis* ::

haaa..ada ke yg try??

seriously kalau tanya aku,mmg TAK jawapannya

dan saya kunci jawapan saya..MUKTAMAD!!

bukan aku tak nak diet..gila la,mesti la nak kot!

wedding is jz around tthe corner!!

WEDDING??!! (tersedak Mr.E kalau baca nih)

uhh..ohh..Miss N's weds is jz around the corner..baju pengapit kang tak muat!

(haa..cuak ke beb??..hahaha..aku pun cuak gak,awat rambut aku tak pjg2 n aku tak slim lg nih)

tadi pun one of Innai's staff tanya aku..

"F,dah lunch ke?"

"dah..sbb kejap lagi saya nak kuar dgn Mrs.I"

"F makan kuih lagi la tu..ish kalau Aunty S mesti kena makan nasi..perut tak tahan"

"tak lah aunty,i beli heavy bfast td..then tu kuih utk backup ptg skit"

sejak staff from Great Eastern keje sini..mcm pelik skit diorg tgk aku jarang mkn

hahahaha..saya makan la sekalian rakan2 sekerja ku..

mcm today..for bfast aku beli mee+bihun grg..then kuih wajib popia utk makan ptg..

nih td diorg nak gi beli minum ptg,tanya aku nak order pe..as usual i wud say ..

"No tq" (senyum plg manis)

dah after diorg tea-time..diorg tanya pulak

"Ya Allah..farah nih tak lapar ke?"

heheheh mmg  tak :P

Jangan ingat aku tak mkn..of coz i eat..a lot sumtimes (kantoi disitu)

exercise? do i?

err..sangat kurang skang..bukan malas,sport shoe takde (alasan tahun lepas)..heheh

n sbb tu jugak bendera merah aku teruk berkibarnye utk dua bulan..

tapiiii...selepas makan jamu ..terus lancar..

jamu perapat? oh bukan tu utk Mrs.N je..

nama jamu nih "RUMPUT FATIMAH"

"ye mbak2 skelian..baik utk lancarkan darah bulanan,memberi potongan badan yg menarik juga..

ngak percaya?? jgn di tgk pada saya..tgk aja bungkusan ini..ibu nya nampak montok dan cergas bukan??.."

hehehe

n bila kurus over nih..kang Bulimia or Anorexia pulak..

tgal tulang je...peluk pun ngak enak gitu!

biar la ada isi skit..

n kalau ikut BMI..aku nye result normal ok! (muka berlagak)

maybe aku ada tinggi kot..

tp if aku kurus..proportion badan aku tak normal..

coz i have small bottom,but atas besar (hah! jgn imagine ok)

so each time if i work out or diet..especial during fasting month..

nothing is "kecik" except my KAKI!!!

kang nanti atas mcm Dolly Parton..jenuh mengusung..hahah

act'ly nih keturunan (badan ala hindustan-nak juga mcm tu!)..tp mmg betul..even my sister n ada one cousin nih pun mcm tu..kitorg ada mix blood dgn pakistan,sebelah mak.part hidung tak dpt,semua kemek..part bdn je :p..kalau tgk dr kaki aku..semua org suka *yeke?*

mai tang atas..org suka gak..katanya aset..tp yg membawanya..*seksa diri* 

(terasa lucah pulak)- jgn pi view fb lak stalker ok!

mcm mlm td lift rosak..pe jadah management nih..

aku level 11 kot!!..turun ok lagi..naik kejap lagi..muntah darah!!

serious..sampai level 6 terus semput..nak menapak sampai 11 kot..*pheiww~*

tp nasib baik bukan aku yg trap dlm lift..sian mangsa  tersebut :P

sian abg2 n abg guard tu menolak..lepas aku snap..jeling diorg

so kira aku semlm telah exercise..so ok la..dr bontot lebar dok atas kerusi je kan..

n window shopping hari2..so tu pun exercise..kira menten la badan mak nyah oii!!

n bila kita gemuk..mmg la pakai apa pun nampak tak cantik..tp kena la matching pilih baju..

so that kita tak nampak lagi besar..

(haa..dah kuar tips2 fashion aku nih)

but,seriously kalau korg rajin membaca..korg akan tahu

apa jenis food/clothes/color match korg..

takde la karang org tegur "Amboi,Cik kak..pakai baju oren..dari jauh boleh nampak"

n byk kan mkn sayur n minum air kosong..kulit pun cantik nanti..

boleh amik supplement vitamin..tp kena rajin la..

mcm aku nih takde disiplin..sbb tu aku tak penah ikut any product..

pencuci n lotion muka pun pakai Olay je..mama yg suggest..

guess what dr form 1 pakai..tak penah tukar..

ye..ye..saya penakut product~~

n jgn nanti dah berumur mula bebel..kulit tak cantik..

as long u know whats the best for urself..:)

aku harap..one day bila aku tua..kulit mcm mama..bersih je

tak pernah dia ikut any product..boleh ikut

tp jgn ketagih product..nanti kulit nipis..

byk tips hari nih..ke byk bebel..

time to go home..

mkn pe mlm nih??hurm..nak cr soupy meals la..:)

Till we meet again..

XoXo :)

:: "HANDBAG" baruuu?? ::

Prada? LV? Miu Miu?hurm Not even Gucci or Longchamps??

this bag can TALK???

and even KISS & HUG u????

OMG!!

then i want ONE plizzz~~

err..what was that again??

err..THANX but NO THANXXXX!!

haaa..jgn tertipu ok.."handbag" yg aku maksud kan is

BF = BOYFRIEND

how it get connected..simple :

Handbag = kita peluk n galas..kira kepit time berjalan (especially kalau takut kena ragut,so makin kuat la kita peluk)

BOYFRIEND = kalau kuar dating confirm jalan korg pegang tangan dia kan?..and kalau yg baru dok bunga2 cinta,dlm hati dah ada safari..sure lagi rapat korg kepit tangan dia..siap muka berlagak..konon bf u all yg plg hensem tahap model D&G..tak gitu?

so this term tak digunakan oleh org2 biasa ok..

selalu yg ada "title" je pakai term "handbag" nih..

Macam case i baru nih..br jadi smlm (kira fresh nih)

ada la this one lady with a title..standard title la Datin ..

Datin S..dia nih nak kata regular tak sgt la as my customer..

tp kadang2 nampak la muka dia..beli jarang..jumpa mesti dia sapa la:

"Darling,u dah kawin ke?" (standard org kalau jumpa aku,mesti tanya soklan tu..Grrr~~)

"Belum lagi" (senyum je la yg mampu)

"yeke?..oh i ngat u dah kawen" -nampak sgt cream penuaan aku tak cukup hebat nih!!

"insyallah soon,coz bf i takde dkt sini..study nun kat UK..hujung thn nih baru abih study"

"Jauh tu..jarang balik la kan..hurm u takde "handbag" baru ke?"

aku dgn begitu naive menjawab dgn muka confuse "Handbag??..ish tak lah! I jenis pakai barang sampai lusuh..nak suh bf i shopping kat UK tu..hurm,lelaki u tau je la kan..satgi pening kepala dia cr brand i suka" (err..Mr.E i dah bgtau kan hbag i nak??..heheh)
i nak beg nih : (sila save pict nih ye darling)

Datin S nih boleh gelakkan aku..aku ngat lawak la..rupanya aku salah jawab.

"No la dear,handbag tu maksud i..new bf..or so called ur scandal while ur bf is not around"

"oooooo~~..err tak lah" *baru aku faham*

bila dah dia ckp mcm tu..sah sah Datin S nih ada "handbag"..kalau tak takkan dia boleh tanya kan??

Mesti bf dia muda nih..slalu nya age mcm dia nih..nak masuk 40's n still cun mesti cr yg muda2

diorg nih kira cougar la..

COUGAR = mid 30's married women yg ada title or yg kaya diorg ada bf/anak ikan/toyboy (apalagi korg pgil?

so i think dia nih mcm tu kot...hurm..wallahuallam~~

slalu case diorg nih..diorg lonely..or terjebak dgn kawan2 yg jenis sama perangai

or....

suami diorg ada second wife..tu yg diorg pun nak tjuk hebat gak..ish ish

semalam aku msg Mr.E n Mrs.N (my PIC - Partner in Crime)..bgtau pasal hal nih..

Mr.E : kalau u jd Datin nanti u ada "handbag" tak??

Miss F : hurm..tak kuasa la i perabih duit kat anak ikan..baik i pi shopping or cuti2 dgn duit tu..tp kalau u ada second wife..1mil pinches i bg dkt u..jgn main2 haa!!

Mrs.N : kalau demo nanti jd Datin..amik la "handbag" yg sebaya..tak la nampak obvious sgt kalau "handbag" tu nampak tua skit.

Miss F : hahahahaha..kalau dia kaya ok la..nih sama2 nak support dia..bankrupt la kawe..diorg tu semua tak sekolah punya org..hish

so ..baik mintak suami korg kumpul duit then beli handbag baru..yg boleh isi barang

bukan isi masa terluang..hahah..kalau bukan duit suami tercinta duit sape lagi kan?? :P

talking bout datin2 nih..mlm nih Desperate Housewife Season 6..(DHW6)

ye ye..aku sedikit lewat..umah ada astro tak cukup pakej..so tunggu 8tv je la..

tak sabar ok nak tgu mlm nih..DHW penuh dgn gossip n stalker time!! 

(kalau anda bwh umur sila abaikan siaran ini) :D
so next stalker 's victim?? buka Fb la pe lagi..mau ada yg update tu..sure aku klik dgn pantas page diorg..
haaa..jaga2..

till we meet again..

XOXO..

:: Quicky wicky Update :) ::

OMG~~~

dah dkt 2 thn kot tak berupdate..bersawang bagai..kalah umah spiderman! (bohong)

seriously,im not very terror in writing..speaking n gossiping? pass it to me!! hahah

so now tetiba lak rasa nak menaip..even thou gadget hebat ku - keyboard getah nih slalu je buat aku typing error!..haishh

so here some of quickies update of new me :)

1) still keje kat Innai,but now dah pindah kat Plaza Damas..dkt dgn Hartamas..tp mood lepak sana sudah kureng! (aka umur makin tua)

2) dah ada BF (wah perlu ke nak bold?)..hahah semestinya,sebab penah mcm rasa till my age 30,hidup still single *sob sob*..sekarang tidak lagi..apa2 pun jodoh di tgn tuhan :) ..bf sy tiada disini,di UK nun..oh,saya tidak curang..tak percaya?? tanya Nani..huhuh 

3) dah ada kereta sndri :D..so skang tak payah la menumpang org..or dlm erti kata lain,kalau lepak boleh balik sendri,tak yah tgu driver skali..bg alasan tak mau lepak lama2 :P..balik kampung pun senang,tp bab tol n minyak,tak berapa senang..sesak kdg2..whuuu~~

4) ada kucing..seriously,tak sangka bab nih...so tanggungjawab dah besar skang,chewah..tau dkt Cik Miah naya je,dahulu kan kucing dr fmly..nama dia Lulu..:)   

hurm..apakah lagi..apakah lgi 

5) oh dah pindah..tak jauh seberang block je..n now im the tuan tanah kedaung umah tu..:)

6) skang dah active FB, friendster?? apa tu? kekekeke..sila view link diatas http://www.facebook.com/farahila

7) and ramai member2 dah kawen (motif bgtau)..cepat la bf ku balik..haisshhh!!

8) activity lepak mlm jugak makin kurang..coz umur dah meningkat..cream utk kulit late 20's *uhuk* semakin mahal..botox? haram kot..mana mampu~~..so my weekend getaway..lepak dgn gfs,kalau ada plan..if not dok umah jd garfield..huhuhu

hurm...kita buat sampai 10 list je la.

9) skang bz dgn kerja n nasya nak kawen..oh saya la pengapit dia!! (mode nak diet,mcm tak menjadi..jangan baju aku ketat sudah!!) 

10) rambut dah separa panjang..menunggu rambut panjang..so that boleh sanggul utk wedding nasya..

sekian je la..tu la dah ckp ..idea menulis nih kureng..membaca aka stalker blog org ..mmg kawe hebat!! Insyaaallh if rajin then i'll continue again :) 

Xoxo..Miss F..:P

:: Sheila Majid's Concert @ KLCC 01022008 ::

:: waaaa...dah lama tak tulis blog..klu sifu ira tahu..sure kena perli..even kat blogger@blogspot pun lama tak update!!..bukan la bz sgt..tapi mls nak mengarang2 nih..plg habis pun,end of everyday nye routine i wrote in diary..(nih mmg agak wajib activity b4 tidoq!..abih la nama2 sapa yg penah termasuk dlm diary..TAK TERKECUALI ok!) ::

:: ok now bukan nak pot pet pasal other thing..jz wanna share my great time last nite..ok straight to main title..smlm whole iNNAi family pegi tgk Sheila Majid in Concert, Organized by the National Heart Institute at Plenary Hall, Kuala Lumpur Convention Center, .. so mmg once semua org dpt ticket tu,semua dah tak sabar..dok counting hari je..n dok fikir nak pakai baju ape..n dok imagine best or not!!..huhuh ::

:: ok..lets start the story darling!~~ so smlm after keje..(iye..iye..smlm semua org cuti..tapi kitorg bukan area KL ok!) me n baby get ready letak notes kat boutique..mengikut arahan boss..hehehe..tukar baju for glam time!!..so we r heading to KLCC..pheiw lega tak jammed..so around 7.20pm,masuk parking..kami lepak dlm keta dulu..segan nak kuar..coz rasa mcm terlebey extravaganza memasing..tgk yg dtg semua simple2 je..around 7.45pm baru kitorg kuar..muka memasing control..hahaha..menten jalan pakai peep toe,takut tergolek jatuh lak nanti.. malu je nokz! ::

:: spai je kat atas..WOW!!..not only us je terlebey glam..bersepah ok!..so tak rasa jakun..disebabkan spai awal sgt..mls nak masuk hall..nanti mati freezing lak..dah la lupa bw shawl..so lepak2 kat taman luar tu..amik2 pict..act'ly dlm keta td pun kitorg dok gila bergambar..as u know camera's freak!..heheh..me called mak tam..diorg still kat umah lagi..n baru nak kuar..ok la..but hopefully cud make it on time..coz show @ 8.30pm (nih janji melayu la) ::

:: after busan bergambar...kitorg naik level 1..ade cafe situ..disebabkan takut mati freezing n kebuluran inside..kitorg lepak mkn..but lite2 je,while waiting for others..n still continue wat activity bergambar!..ramai gak org..dlm hati dah berdebar2 nak tgk show!!..tak sabar! ::

:: around 8.30pm,diorg still tak muncul2 lagi..act'ly diorg ckp dah start jammed..huuu~~..so masuk je hall..kitorg cari sit..wah!! soooo perfect..in the middle,tp level 2..ok la..tak jauh pun..still dekat dgn stage..memula sesat gak nak cr hall..seb baik jumpa!..org ramai start looking for their sitting area..iNNAi family conquer 10 sit in a row,n all ladies..ladies's nite out!..huhuh..n keadaaan suhu dlm hall tak yah cite..mmg mati freezing!..nyesal~nyesal~ tak bw shawl!!..::

:: memasing dah tgk jam..coz dah dkt 9pm..tapi takde pe2 kabor berita nak start pun..once the MC announced,coz they were waiting for special guest..guess? Tun Dr.Mahathir n wife...once he entered,semua bgn bg hormat..then a lil speech from mc..bla~bla~bla~...then..it's Sheila's time!..::

:: once dia kuar,opening with jazzy pop song!..semua audience dah sorak hysterically..and she really amused the audience with her great voice after 20yrs been in this industry!!..so smlm kind of come back n anniversary for her..thankz to IJN too act'ly coz invite her to this great charity show!.. ::

:: a lot n a lot of song she sang..such as ANTARA ANYER DAN JAKARTA,MENGAPA KASIH,SINARAN,WARNA,PENGEMIS MUDA,AYU,TIRU MACAM SAYA,JELINGAN MANJA,KU MOHON,INIKAH CINTA,AKU CINTA PADAMU,CINTA JGN KAU PERGI,LAGENDA..BLA..BLA.. (terlalu byk sgt...)..she was not only sang her song,but she sang her idol singer..a few song from Tan Sri P.Ramlee..it's really cool ::

:: ..and for all u know..we not only sit n listen to whut she sang..we also get up n dance!..it's really time for jazzy up!..semua time tu dah hi..n she really know how to control the mood..ye la..lagu jazz nih..klu yg tak minat mau bleh tido!..lucky i'm not!!..huhu....and there's a time,she bring back the 80's mood in song Pengemis Muda..and her husband Acis,play a role as the lover part!!..they sooo cool together!! ::

:: almost 2hrs the show go on..rasa mcm tak puas je!..but she did a gimmick ..n we thot that gonna the last song..lucky it's not..n at that time,all of us..keep on scream n ask for more song!!..N she sang again..n we start to jump out form our sit n dance thru the beat!! :) ::

:: last nite,ade gak artis2 lain yg dtg tgk show dia..such as Dayang Nurfaezah,Anuar Zain (this time when she say it all the ladies start to scream!!),and Noryn Aziz (local jazz singer)...so around 12am,she end up the show with Sinaran..::

:: at first rasa freezing je once entered the hall..bleh lak tetiba rasa warm je!..pheiw~~..as usual,time kuar hall je..kitorg wat activity bergambar lagi..pose sana sini..(tp gambar belum upload,harap maklum)..so after concert,we went to Delicious Cafe,next to The Ascott..had our diner..late diner n took a pict again..hahaha..::

:: so whut can i say bout last nite..we really had fun!! really2 enjoy the moments!!..n lucky that i love jazz!!..cant wait for another jazz concert (if ada la)..n Sheila Majid is the greatest singer..n she deserved for the title Queen of Jazz!!.. (applause for her n IJN for the great show! ) ::

:: kerahan tgk bola di hari malas ku ::

:: hari nih hari ahad..19/08/07...
:: sgt mls..bgn pgi pun sebab terkejut msg nani ...sebuk ngan jazz dia..jazz..zzzz..zzz..
:: reply gak ngan mata tutup sebelah..yaa..ya..i know it look cool rite (poyo).. :P
:: kemas bilik n apa yg patut..
:: ym with ina..n nani sat..dia ada sidang konvo kat usm
:: miza masak mee curry ketam..
:: kasi hentam mkn, smbl layan tv...
:: layan tgk muvee cite VACANCY..padahal smlm dah tgk..sorg lak tu..gila scary..
:: but me as usual..tgk ngan mata buka seblah n covered ngan blanket..(agak lemaih jugak)
:: almost ptg..around 5pm..nam msg.dia kata tukar port layan bola mlm nih..
:: mlm nih ada games LIVERPOOL vs CHELSEA..but who's care..dah la mlm nih marcell wat performance kat Hard Rock..waaa~~~
:: dia nih salah hantaq msg kah?..coz whut football got to do wit me..
:: kawe bukan minat pung!!..
:: kasi reply kat dia , wajib ke pergi?..
:: dia reply ayat kejam berbunyi ugutan : "YUP.KALAU U TAK PEGI.I BLASAH U"
:: wah..apakah erti semuanya itu..mmg lu boss la saya rasa..pe lak rasa..mmg pun !! chisss!!
:: eeiiii..malaih bebenornye nak siap kuaq..
:: tak tau nape malaih sgt nih..ezwan lak nk dtg amik cd..
:: udah le teman tak mandi lagi..time bg cd..wat muka maintain je..konon2 muka segar je..padahal gosok gigi je td.. heheh
:: around 8pm nam amik..our destination is Hartamas..memula mau layan kat Mardigras ,OU..
:: tak jadi lak..(tp klu jd pun pe kena mgena ngan aku?)
:: ezwan spai dulu n cop tempat..n ketika itu nam call ezwan..n baru ku sedari..games kul 11pm..pekejadah pi hartamas awai2 cik oii...haissshhh!!
:: spai tgk Man U vs Man City.. Man U kalah..
:: kul 11..game start..seb baik zull dtg..leh godam dopod dia...hehehe..syukur jugak hartamas ada free wifi..
:: n bebudak nih..time liverpool score,menjerit spai nak terbalik meja..terkejut aku..hampeh!!
:: lelama tu bleh lak aku layan..mcm syok lak game nih..rasa cam geram lak..bila dah almost tamat..liverpool tak dpt score..final result seri..tapi chelsea dpt score penalty..padahal bukan salah liverpool pun..teruk tul refree (pehal tetiba emo nih)..
:: aku sndri pun pelik..leh lak layan bola..padahal aku sorg je ppuan kat situ..semua lelaki plus ayah ezwan,his uncle n his two brothers.n bebudak lelaki yg mmg kwn aku nih..
:: aku kena buatan diorg ke..sudah kena jampi suh minat bola ke..hurm..bahaya!!..
:: abih game , terus blik..sok keja la..eventhou timing masuk lmbt..tp still bgn awal..lu bleh la nam..sok cuti..plus on tuesday skali..busuk tul!!
:: spai umah..kasi ym wit ina...borak pjg ngan dia..mcm2 kitorg sembang..
:: last2 dia nak tidoq lak..aku ada keje skit nak setel...
:: by the way ina,pasni kita hentam nani lak..thankz yarr for the advices u gave!!..
:: mau sambung keje skit..satgi tak abih lak..dok pot pet je..
:: .^___________________^.